Instagram Shitty, Ugly Cow

Julie Zhang is tha name.
I'm 2 million years old.
I speak English, Chinese, and broken Spanish and Korean.
My hobbies include singing, playing cello, piano, and sketching and painting.

I'm kind of a joke. It's okay to laugh.



girl group: *be successful*
people: tbh no one likes them and they’re only famous because they dress and dance like that also please stop doing cute and sexy concepts thanks

boy group: *fucks up*
people: first of all, oppa grew up in korea!!! stop saying bad things about him, he doesn’t know what he’s doing!!!!! #notalloppas #staystrong #webelieveinyou

(Source: xxi-bi)

Anonymous asked
how often do you have sex?


How often is your dad “working late”?

a friendly reminder


that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment



I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

Anonymous asked
Wow, look at you. A teen aged girl who has access to the internet. You are such a bad ass and sooo much smarter than everyone, so it's okay to disrespect all the people you want.


firstable i am 11 so not a teenager yet!!  and i am using wifi not the internet xD


friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal)